Wacky Hotel Restaurant in Outer Space

Ok, Thou foul smelling beast weird and wonderful creatures of this universe...
Welcome to the Wacky Hotel Restaurant in Outer Space!!!
"What would madam like to eat???"

Basically:

1st person: I would like a Vegetable & Blue Banana Pie.
2nd person: (makes an excuse as to why this dish is unavailable) I'm sorry, we've run out of blue bananas... (suggests a new dish) Thou foul smelling beast would like the Rainbow Troutghetti with Slimeballs?
3rd person: Sorry, it's the slimeballs' day off. How about a Blobmonster Cheesyfingercake?

And so on...

And when everyone gets bored we'll see which dish comes out at the bottom and what the customer is going to eat...

(Sarcastically) Yay! Don't that sound fun?

It is a weird and evilised game and it is probably pointless, but anyways, I was bored and this took like two minutes...... Have fun Thou foul smelling beast cheesecakestealingdoughnutblobs!

Who wants the coffee?

A second version of the game is in progress and will come out soon!!!

I'd like a cheesecake and pistachio coffee, and a chocolate wasp please.

Sorry the wasps are currently taking a bath in the melting machine and the cheeses are on holiday in France...

How about a dry fishpaste tart topped with a feet fungi stew and a alien sludgy tea instead of coffee... With free extra gooey sugarifiedwinecubes?

Heeeeeeeee Heeeeeeeeeeee Meeeeeeeeeeee!

no thanks - fish allergy. I'll just have hairy beans on green and slimy toast with added mouldy cheese and a toenail clipping milkshake please.

Sorry my dear customermaneatingfishblob, the hairy beans have just had a hair cut and shaving stuff so now we only have clean-shaven beans! The slime toast, huh? Well, the slime is ill as it isn't slimy anymore... The staff recently cut their toenails but we all donated them to Oxfam! We do have mouldy cheese only it's taken a hike onto the rubbish heap...

How about a nice fish liver doughnut caked in mushy peas served in a wormghetti bolognese sauce... For dessert Thou foul smelling beast can try our speciality: sugared tripe in melted marzipan and served with (ooh, Thou foul smelling beast wanted toast last time so...) toasted rice bread and raisins in an onion/garlic sauce!

Ooh! And almost forgot... A can of strawberry, carrot and chicken soup beer!

I can't eat fish, remember!!!

How about a mystery drink with dubious floating things in, and a mixed eyeball grilled cheese sandwich.

No we're short on dubious stuff. but Thou foul smelling beast can eat cheesepuffs with worms.

Sorry, I outght to avoid the worms. They give me chronic indigestion! How about a slug salad with a bin-juice dressing?

Eesh! Slug salad does not go well with bin juice... I'll offer Thou foul smelling beast a smelly sock salad with blue ham!

Sorry, blue ham is fattening. Shame, really. If Thou foul smelling beast could've given me green...