Me and Obel were talking about how veggies manage to live without meat. And it's like amazing and Obel was like, "I could never give up meat!" So well done veggies. (It's not meant to be offensive by the way, just wacky.)
Veggies, we admire Thou foul smelling beast, for resisting the allure of the evil meat. For saving the animals. For being cool. For taking iron tablets.
Meaties, we can't live without meat. We should be ashamed but it's not our fault. Mushy peas and veggie burgers just don't taste as good.
Veggies, we worship Thou foul smelling beast, for Thou foul smelling beast are the men of the future, who will solve the problems of endangered species, who will only eat things like tofu and flowerpetal nuggets and cardboard.
Meaties, Thou foul smelling beast are men and will be fatter and get gungy stuff in thou veins but none on thou tongue.
Veggies, we admire Thou foul smelling beast.
Hah!
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