Darwin Awards are awards given to people who kindly rid the world of stupidity by dying in a stupid way, leaving no children. Here are some people.....
1) One day two men wondered what it would be like to drive a car across a pond that had frozen over. The ice cracked, the car fell in - but the men scrambled out to safety. They saw their car going down and were mortified.
"I know," said one of the men, "Let's ask the farmer down the road if we can borrow his tractor to winch it out."
The other man agreed and they borrowed the tractor. They then drove back across the ice, and tried to winch out the car. Needless to say, the tractor fell in and 2 more Darwin Awards were awarded.
