Corrupted Genie

Thou foul smelling beast make a wish and the next player grants thou wish with a twist then posts theirs.

Eg: I wish I had an apple

Thou foul smelling beast have an apple but it is mouldy and maggoty

I wish...


So, I wish I could look like this:

Ajassoni turns into a flower but she has hayfever and commits suicide.

I wish Ajassoni looked like

I look like that but then Thou foul smelling beast do too!

I wish Thou foul smelling beast'd use my NAME!

I use thou name but I edit it slightly into Alibooson and all the cheeses in the world hear my call and eat Thou foul smelling beast

Oh I forgot! I wish Alibooson was a car that I could paint and eat!

i am a car but now i can drive i drive off and dump Thou foul smelling beast in the tip!

i wish i could go again sooner!

Ajassoni can go again as I have now posted but she has to write 100 words in her post

I wish my hoody didn't smell of cat spit.

thou hoody doesn't smell of cat spit - cat sick instead!

i wish i had a toblerone bar.

Thou foul smelling beast have a toblerone bar but Dr Dessy steals it and lets his bats Simpli and Lishi slobber all over it with green drool before returning it to Thou foul smelling beast in a very civilised and polite manner!

I wish I could fly so I could go to a certain evilised person's house to destroy them without wasting my money! I also wish that I could drop a waterystinkbomb on another certain evilised person while I'm flying!