Dr Dessy's Evil Gift Machine

Bonjour mes amies! and welcome to Dr Dessy's Evil Gift Machine!

This is a random game thing where evilised people give evilised presents to each other and we find out what the next person does to the weird gift they receive...

For example:

Cheesy Person 1: Today I got a melon from the postman and I threw it at a man who was staring at me. The next evilised person is getting a smelly sock.

Cheesy Person 2: Today I got a smelly sock from Cheesy Person 1 and I ate it for breakfast. The next evilised person is getting a pink barbie doll.

And so on...

It's weird and maybe not fun but I was bored!

I'll start!

Today I got a sloppy hairy blue cheese from my dog and I gave it to my pet balloon as a birthday present. The next evilised person gets a hat made of bananas and apple pie!

Dr Dessy

Today I got a hat made of bananas and apple pie, so i cooked it and i was just about to eat it when the phone rang. I answered it, and when I got back my monkey had scofffed the lot.

The next evilised person is getting a v. big kick!

I got a very big kick but I passed it back to the EVIL MAN who gave it to me! HEH HEH!

Buahi!

The next evilised person is going to get a book made with organically grown cabbages (including the caterpillars)!!!

Today I got a book made with organically grown cabbages (including the caterpillars) which I donated to the C.O.M.P.O.S.T (Caterpillar orthopedic miniture pale orange soccer team).

Then I sent the next person a pair of broken glasses.

Today I got a pair of broken glasses which I fixed and put on a bunny.

The next person is getting a cherry head.

Today I got a cherryhead and I set it alight so that it exploded in the air like a firework and sent cherry juice raining down on the world!

The next cheesified person is getting a carton of not-smooth pea, tomato and strawberry juice with added sweeteners!

Today I received a carton of not-smooth pea, tomato and strawberry juice with added sweeteners! but the sender didn't put enough stamps on it, so I wasn't allowed it cos I didn't wanna pay for it.

The next person is getting a mutant orange peel

Today I got a mutant orange peel! Yay! It ran around killing everyone in our street though so I had to banish it to "AJ Buggy's" firefighter working place where it might eat her and her other firefighters... But Thou foul smelling beast know, she might be ok...

The next person is getting a box of edible talking and very much alive clowns.

Beware of the Dr Dessy!

Today a box of edible talking and very much alive clowns arrived at AJ Buggy's firefighter's station, but LD Ratty took them home.

The next person is getting the red felt tip that Thou holiest being in the highest clouds of PplAki Forum wants.

Today I got a red felt tip pen and I used it to colour in Dr Dessy's red cross thingmajiggy on his headband! Unfortunately for Thou holiest being in the highest clouds of PplAki Forum (who is who by the way??? I'm confused with all the foul smellingish beastly holiest name things - Someone tell me what everything means!), it ran out and turned into a multicoloured magic rabbit which I shall keep as my pet!

Okay I give the next person who comes along a slug sandwich which although tastes absolutely bleh has magical healing properties if Thou foul smelling beast eat it... Warning: may contain frog juice... (sorry some people are allergic to that)... Do Thou foul smelling beast dare eat it?

The holy person is my sister. Suppsedly.

The gasping dolphin person is Thou holiest being in the highest clouds of PplAki Forum's friend Antonia.

Obel is Obel.

I am me.

And Thou foul smelling beast are just strange .

Today I got a slug sandwich but I gave it to my friend Starrymite, who loves these things.

The next person is getting a toad windscreen wiper.

Cool I get special healing stuff!

The toad windscreen wiper thing is now covered in slime that came off my car when i wiped it. Then I enchanted the the wiping thing so that who ever it hit would be all slimy for a day and then suddenly turn into a pie after 24 hrs. I threw it at Ajassoni and didn't miss! How nice!

unfortunately that was my evil twin

she deactivated it on herself and passed it to moi, who then turned it into a mystery box

Hmph! Ok so what do I get?

the mystery box

And what's in the mystery box? Oh, I get to invent that don't I? Well, lots of yummy food for a start, and funky evilised books, and coolionish cds, and my manga published for the world to see!
And a certificate to say that ArmpitZ is officialy banished from this planet and was sent to live on Mars where he got burnt and all his weird hair went frizzy, then gloopy, then melted away! (I feel sorry for the dude though - all those scary fans asking him to bite them!)

so what do i get?

A forced trip to Mars where Thou foul smelling beast live with bald Armpitz forever!