Dr Dessy's Weirdly Wacky Body Shop

Welcome customers!

Ok people... This is not a soap shop! This is a body shop!

Do not be disturbed... This is not an inappropriate game!

Basically...

One person sells a body part to the next customer...
The next customer reviews his new body part and sells a body part to the next customer and so on...

This is confusing!

For example:

Mr Dohnut: I sell the next customer a pancake head - Extra large and floppy!

Mrs Pancake Head: My head feels so much better and tastes so much better too! I am never hungry! But it's getting smaller! I need a replacement... Anyhow, I sell the next customer a kangaroo's tail with multicoloured fur!

Who wants to start?

Dr Dessy

I sell the next customer a cheese brain - mozzarella

Hmm... The cheese brain is hairy! I want a refund!

I sell the next customer a whoopee cushion tummy filled with 2000000g of gas!

It has a hole in. GAS LEAK!!! I want a refund!

I sell the next customer a fish finger.

I love this fish finger - so tasty - but it has grown mouldy... I need a new one soon!

I sell the next customer a paper mache eye and a hairy mouldy eye made of cheese!

I replaced my eyes but now I have flies in one eye!

I sell the next person a

A banana body? Huh! It's too er yellow! I think I'm going to dye it... I'm thinking bright green...

I sell the next customer three octopusy tentacle leg replacements - slimy and oozing chocolate and all the people in the street will want a bite of that!