Storytime - AJ Buggy sees a UFO

Ok ppl of this galaxy (which is the milky way bar - yum!- btw), we will start a story!

Everyone is entitled to a maximum of 5 lines for each post... But one sentence each will make it more bizarre and random. When the story is ended by someone, we can all read it and comment on our wackiness!

To begin:

Mr AJ Buggy, who had red bushy eyebrows and bald patches on his head, was eating some cheese when he saw a UFO smash into his window; he screamed and hid under the table.

What happens next?!

Using each of his 6 legs he ran to the fridge to grab some food before the evacuation process happened.

He forgot all about the UFO when he ate the food because he is greedy and had food in his eyes!

It was only when an alien came to the front door to ask for a carton of milk that he stopped and thought.

"So..." AJ Buggy said, being a bit dim, "would Thou foul smelling beast like semi-skimmed milk or whole milk? I shan't offer Thou foul smelling beast skimmed milk because it is lacking in nutrients and is bad for Thou foul smelling beast."

Blorg

"Blorg," alien said and marched into the garden